Hello and welcome to this new crash-course in international relations. By mimicking the behaviour of Our Great Leader Gordon Brown, you will quickly understand how you and indeed everyone else in this country should act towards other nations. Pen and paper at the ready? Let us begin. To understand the recipe for success in international relations, just follow the example of Our Great Leader:
Firstly, feel free to waste the Germans’ time…
…although don’t forget he loves the French…
…and Our Great Leader still isn’t sure what to make of the EU…
…then you have our ’special relationship’ with the US to look forward to…
…but try not to bore them…
…and we are also forming an increasingly close and intimate relationship with Pakistan…
…in addition to playing games with the Aussies…
…and above all else, it’s absolutely vital that you follow Our Great Leader’s example in becoming best friends with the most humane and compassionate nations on the planet…
Here endeth the lesson.
4 responses so far ↓
Jonny B Goode // April 8, 2008 at 9:46 am
It is going to take decades to repair the damage to our reputation that this unprincipled buffoon has made to our once-great nation.
Letters From A Tory // April 8, 2008 at 10:23 am
Blair and Brown together have destroyed our credibility around the world, which is a very very very good reason to get rid of Labour - even in the absence of all their other enormous failings!
Diablo // April 9, 2008 at 1:49 am
I’m with you! But I don’t understand why Dale gives you a link when I have a lot of interesting stuff too! (Tears come to eye!)
Letters From A Tory // April 9, 2008 at 8:06 am
He has only ever linked to my extremely random posts - maybe that helps?!
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