Letters From A Tory

If any readers of this blog are hunting for a job right now, may I recommend applying to the London Development Agency to work as a Media Relations Assistant.  Choice quotes from the job advert include:

“An opportunity to gain work experience in an exciting and busy Press Office” - I can believe that!

“This will include supporting team members with press releases, briefing notes, presentations, reports and memos; taking calls from the media; liaising with staff around the organization; dealing with follow-up actions; investigating publications forward features and general clerical and administrative duties.” - Add ‘writing election material for Ken’ to that list

“require ability to deal confidently with journalists” - no surprise there, seeing as there is so much for the journalists to find out….

“the LDA works to deliver the Mayor’s vision for London” - what, corrupt and incompetent?

“at the LDA we work to build a thriving economy for London’s communities and businesses” - well, those that Lee Jasper likes anyway