Letters From A Tory

Dear readers,

As this week marks the six-month anniversary of this blog, I thought I would share something different with you.  Pretty soon after starting my blog, I noticed that people typed in some rather strange phrases into search engines to reach my blog.  In some ways I took this as a compliment, seeing as I was covering a large number of issues, but the phrases just kept getting more bizarre, so for the last few months I’ve been making a note of them - and for a little treat to end this week, I’m posting a list of my favourite search engine phrases.  My comments are in brackets. Enjoy!

Why environmentalists are annoying (an important issue)

Wiggle

Insulting letters

Fine letters (why thank you)

Letters from Romanian immigrants

Want to take a day off (I’m sure you do)

Alan Miliband (whoever he is)

Lying deceitful Brown and Labour

Housekeeping

Terrible Tory Girl (an outrageous accusation)

Kill Jacqui Smith (probably should have told the police about that one)

Letter for a job in the supermarket

Losing weight for idiots

I am really struggling to control my temper

Psychological disorders

Shamed Derek Conway

Letter to get a day off (a fairly popular search engine phrase, I might add)

Pictures of obese people before and after losing weight (eeewwwww)

Make Rowan Williams resign (I tried!)

Sex tory tory (is that a suggestion or an observation?)

Fat people bring it on themselves (harsh, but fair)

Ed balls “I am a socialist”

Unfair taxation from the English government (agreed)

Mr Wriggles letter

Northern Rock share price

How to get revenge when mailing parking company (steady on!)

Barack obama’s family tree (which I know nothing about)

How to make a fake NHS letter (naughty)

What is a tory

George Bush burning (harsh, and not very fair)

barnett formula should be scrapped 2008 (yup)

why does facebook invade privacy

lee jasper is a disgrace (amen to that)

“every child needs a father” (couldn’t agree more)

ken livingstone bribing people

i hate labour

pointless community support officers (well said)

clever stick

michael martin corrupt

Clinton family is tax dodger (I couldn’t possibly comment)

balls joke scratching in the workplace

letters from the paranoid (not me, I trust)

convince doctor for sick note stress

letters of love from Russia

obama hippy (is he?)

cool lettering of the name Anthony (nerd)

compulsory chastisty belts for teenage girls (not sure how that got to my blog!)

And last but by no means least, my personal favourite: Tory Lesbians

I should point out that the reason this was my favourite is not because of the phrase itself, but because if you type ‘tory lesbians’ into Google, I’m number six (try it if you don’t believe me).  Not sure that’s entirely representative of the content of this blog, though.  Some people might get the wrong idea about what they will find here….