Letters From A Tory

Dear Brian Paddick,

I would have thought that after securing your place alongside Boris and Ken in the race to be London Mayor, you might have started to build a campaign based on integrity, credibility, policy and charisma.  Evidently you have decided that this is far too dull and monotonous and will instead go down the classy and sophisticated route of humiliating former colleagues, destroying other people’s reputations and generally engaging in classic political attention-seeking behaviour.

I’m not saying the people you will apparently name and shame in your upcoming book don’t deserve a good metaphorical kicking, but I’m not sure the public will warm to your unique approach to winning votes.

Yours in confusion,

A.Tory