Oh no you don’t

Dear Tony Blair,

Let this letter be a stern warning to you - I don’t like you, this country doesn’t like you, we will never forgive you for the mess you left this country in.

If you even think about trying to get yourself into a position where you can drag Britain even further into the joke of an organisation that is EU, you will face a serious backlash from the British people.  Gordon Brown is already lying to us and undermining our trust in him thanks to his incompetence and deceitful actions (did he learn that from you?) but I am strongly urging you to stay out of the EU for fear of making other European leaders think that we actually like them and are happy with the EU as it stands.  There is no doubt that economically, socially and politically, the EU is heaping misery on this country - in part, thanks to your desperation to pull us deeper and deeper into further integration - and if you get involved, you’ll only make things worse for this country.

On behalf of the British people, please stay away from the EU.  You’ll only make things worse for this country - just like old times.

With watchful observance,

A.Tory